What does a sex teacher get for Christmas? The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, of course! Which means that I'll be sharing fascinating facts and obscure sexual tidbits in the posts ahead. For instance, did you know that in the United States condoms were illegal until 1930? Or that oculolinctus is "the act of licking a partner's eyeball for sexual arousal?" According to author Brenda Love (can that actually be her real name?), "This seems to be rare but there are several case including one reported of a female who in order to orgasm would have to lick the eyeball of her obliging male lover."

Life may be finite, but kinks go on forever.